{"id":297,"date":"2010-02-10T17:05:00","date_gmt":"2010-02-10T17:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zaakistan.com\/wordpress\/?p=297"},"modified":"2010-02-10T17:05:00","modified_gmt":"2010-02-10T17:05:00","slug":"impaling-wazoo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/zaakistan.com\/dir\/index.php\/2010\/02\/10\/impaling-wazoo\/","title":{"rendered":"Impaling the Wazoo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Truly, I&#8217;m overinsured!<\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>. . . at home<\/div>\n<div>I have car insurance: $132\/mo<\/div>\n<div>I have contents insurance: $13\/mo<\/div>\n<div>I have fire insurance: $75\/mo<\/div>\n<div>I have life insurance: $57\/mo<\/div>\n<div>I have health insurance: (our socialist system at work)<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>. . . at school<\/div>\n<div>I have disability insurance: $74<\/div>\n<div>I have employment insurance: $82<\/div>\n<div>I have more life insurance: $4<\/div>\n<div>I have more medical insurance: $17<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>What could possibly go wrong? In fact, I&#8217;m paying nearly as much for insurance as I am for food these days to ensure nothing will go wrong.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Truly, I&#8217;m overinsured! . . . at home I have car insurance: $132\/mo I have contents insurance: $13\/mo I have fire insurance: $75\/mo I have life insurance: $57\/mo I have health insurance: (our socialist system at work) . . . at school I have disability insurance: $74 I have employment insurance: $82 I have more &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/zaakistan.com\/dir\/index.php\/2010\/02\/10\/impaling-wazoo\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,30],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"entry","1":"post","2":"publish","3":"author-admin","4":"post-297","6":"format-standard","7":"category-finance","8":"category-zr"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/zaakistan.com\/dir\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/297","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/zaakistan.com\/dir\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/zaakistan.com\/dir\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zaakistan.com\/dir\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zaakistan.com\/dir\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=297"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/zaakistan.com\/dir\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/297\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/zaakistan.com\/dir\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=297"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zaakistan.com\/dir\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=297"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zaakistan.com\/dir\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=297"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}