{"id":427,"date":"2008-03-09T13:42:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-09T13:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zaakistan.com\/wordpress\/?p=427"},"modified":"2008-03-09T13:42:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-09T13:42:00","slug":"se7en-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/zaakistan.com\/dir\/index.php\/2008\/03\/09\/se7en-things\/","title":{"rendered":"SE7EN things"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ambercita.blogspot.com\">Amber<\/a> tagged me. She&#8217;s my wife. I must obey.<\/p>\n<p>1 &#8211; I&#8217;ve always been north of the equator<br \/>2 &#8211; I&#8217;ve never been pooped on my a seagull<br \/>3 &#8211; I&#8217;ve never pooped on a seagull<br \/>4 &#8211; {ditto 2 &#038; 3 for pigeons}<br \/>5 &#8211; I&#8217;ve learned to count to ten in nine languages, but I&#8217;ve forgotten all but three<\/p>\n<p>Now everyone knows. Amber, I declare myself untagged. If someone wants to tag themself, go nutz.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Amber tagged me. She&#8217;s my wife. I must obey. 1 &#8211; I&#8217;ve always been north of the equator2 &#8211; I&#8217;ve never been pooped on my a seagull3 &#8211; I&#8217;ve never pooped on a seagull4 &#8211; {ditto 2 &#038; 3 for pigeons}5 &#8211; I&#8217;ve learned to count to ten in nine languages, but I&#8217;ve forgotten all &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/zaakistan.com\/dir\/index.php\/2008\/03\/09\/se7en-things\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25,30],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"entry","1":"post","2":"publish","3":"author-admin","4":"post-427","6":"format-standard","7":"category-random","8":"category-zr"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/zaakistan.com\/dir\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/427","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/zaakistan.com\/dir\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/zaakistan.com\/dir\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zaakistan.com\/dir\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zaakistan.com\/dir\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=427"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/zaakistan.com\/dir\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/427\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/zaakistan.com\/dir\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=427"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zaakistan.com\/dir\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=427"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zaakistan.com\/dir\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=427"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}