{"id":579,"date":"2007-01-31T14:34:00","date_gmt":"2007-01-31T14:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zaakistan.com\/wordpress\/?p=579"},"modified":"2007-01-31T14:34:00","modified_gmt":"2007-01-31T14:34:00","slug":"i-have-hunc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/zaakistan.com\/dir\/index.php\/2007\/01\/31\/i-have-hunc\/","title":{"rendered":"I have a hunch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/zaakistan.com\/photos\/blog3\/mrburns.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>I can still remember Miss Fitch in grade 4 telling my class to sit up straight and not to slouch. If only I had obeyed!  <\/p>\n<p>Now I have a distinct cromagnon angle for my neck and I&#8217;ve lost perhaps 2 inches of visible height (which isn&#8217;t all that necessary in Guatemala, but still&#8230;). I just don&#8217;t want to end up like Mr. Burns. I&#8217;ve tried remembering to sit up straight and even as I&#8217;m writing this I have shifted 5 times.<\/p>\n<p>So readers! What can I do to fix this affliction? What about a neck\/back\/shoulder exercise?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can still remember Miss Fitch in grade 4 telling my class to sit up straight and not to slouch. If only I had obeyed! Now I have a distinct cromagnon angle for my neck and I&#8217;ve lost perhaps 2 inches of visible height (which isn&#8217;t all that necessary in Guatemala, but still&#8230;). I just &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/zaakistan.com\/dir\/index.php\/2007\/01\/31\/i-have-hunc\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1817,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,25,30],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"entry","1":"post","2":"publish","3":"author-admin","4":"post-579","6":"format-standard","7":"has-post-thumbnail","8":"category-health","9":"category-random","10":"category-zr"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/zaakistan.com\/dir\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/579","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/zaakistan.com\/dir\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/zaakistan.com\/dir\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zaakistan.com\/dir\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zaakistan.com\/dir\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=579"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/zaakistan.com\/dir\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/579\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zaakistan.com\/dir\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1817"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/zaakistan.com\/dir\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=579"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zaakistan.com\/dir\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=579"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zaakistan.com\/dir\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=579"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}