{"id":623,"date":"2006-10-14T15:22:00","date_gmt":"2006-10-14T15:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zaakistan.com\/wordpress\/?p=623"},"modified":"2006-10-14T15:22:00","modified_gmt":"2006-10-14T15:22:00","slug":"hair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/zaakistan.com\/dir\/index.php\/2006\/10\/14\/hair\/","title":{"rendered":"a hair"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know I may risk losing readers, but most of you don&#8217;t leave comments anyway&#8230; I know my faithful readers will stick with me.<\/p>\n<p>This morning I discovered a belly hair on my own belly that measures 9.5 cm (3 3\/4 inches). Isn&#8217;t that incredible? As I was measuring it, it detached from it&#8217;s home of <a href=\"http:\/\/health.howstuffworks.com\/question251.htm\">216 days<\/a>. Have no fear! I&#8217;ve found a secret place where Amber won&#8217;t be able to destroy this part of me.  Isn&#8217;t it strange how a stray hair can go unnoticed for so long? Like all of a sudden you see there&#8217;s this 5 cm hair growing from your ear lobe and you&#8217;re like &#8220;what the?&#8221; or shaving daily you miss this one hair just above the beard line and it grows to 2 cm. I&#8217;ve noticed that I&#8217;m one of those men who can grow hairs to incredible lengths on my eye brows &#8211; like the great horned owl. <\/p>\n<p>Maybe I just don&#8217;t spend much time in front of the mirror. What am I going to see that I haven&#8217;t seen these past 30 years, right?<\/p>\n[sorry no photo]\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know I may risk losing readers, but most of you don&#8217;t leave comments anyway&#8230; I know my faithful readers will stick with me. This morning I discovered a belly hair on my own belly that measures 9.5 cm (3 3\/4 inches). Isn&#8217;t that incredible? As I was measuring it, it detached from it&#8217;s home &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/zaakistan.com\/dir\/index.php\/2006\/10\/14\/hair\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,25,30],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"entry","1":"post","2":"publish","3":"author-admin","4":"post-623","6":"format-standard","7":"category-health","8":"category-random","9":"category-zr"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/zaakistan.com\/dir\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/623","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/zaakistan.com\/dir\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/zaakistan.com\/dir\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zaakistan.com\/dir\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zaakistan.com\/dir\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=623"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/zaakistan.com\/dir\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/623\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/zaakistan.com\/dir\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=623"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zaakistan.com\/dir\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=623"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zaakistan.com\/dir\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=623"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}