{"id":387,"date":"2008-07-01T16:40:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-01T16:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zaakistan.com\/wordpress\/?p=387"},"modified":"2008-07-01T16:40:00","modified_gmt":"2008-07-01T16:40:00","slug":"mr-miguel-is-talking-to-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zaakistan.com\/dir\/index.php\/2008\/07\/01\/mr-miguel-is-talking-to-you\/","title":{"rendered":"Mr. Miguel is talking to you"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Every other night I get a phone call from the owner of the greenhouses next to our house. I have this guy&#8217;s number in my phone so I know before I pick up that it&#8217;s him. The conversation is the same every single time: <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Zaak: <em>Good evening Miguel.<br \/><\/em>Miguel: <em>Mr. Miguel is talking to you.<br \/><\/em>Zaak: <em>Hi Miguel. I can lock the gate tonight.<br \/><\/em>Miguel: <em>Can you lock the gate for me tonight?<br \/><\/em>Zaak: <em>Yes, I can.<br \/><\/em>Miguel: <em>Would you do me the favour?<br \/><\/em>Zaak: <em>Certainly. Yes.<br \/><\/em>Miguel: <em>Well, thank you.<br \/><\/em>Zaak: <em>No problem. Good night.<br \/><\/em>Miguel:<em> Same to you.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The funniest thing isn&#8217;t only that it takes forever for this conversation to happen. It&#8217;s that he talks so slow! &#8220;Le haaaaaa-bla Donnnnnnn Mi-guelllll.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every other night I get a phone call from the owner of the greenhouses next to our house. I have this guy&#8217;s number in my phone so I know before I pick up that it&#8217;s him. The conversation is the same every single time: Zaak: Good evening Miguel.Miguel: Mr. Miguel is talking to you.Zaak: Hi &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/zaakistan.com\/dir\/index.php\/2008\/07\/01\/mr-miguel-is-talking-to-you\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,25,30],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"entry","1":"post","2":"publish","3":"author-admin","4":"post-387","6":"format-standard","7":"category-guatemala","8":"category-random","9":"category-zr"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zaakistan.com\/dir\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/387","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zaakistan.com\/dir\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zaakistan.com\/dir\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zaakistan.com\/dir\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zaakistan.com\/dir\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=387"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zaakistan.com\/dir\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/387\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zaakistan.com\/dir\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=387"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zaakistan.com\/dir\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=387"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zaakistan.com\/dir\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=387"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}