Harper announced his cabinet today after being sworn in as Canada’s new Prime Minister. A CBC news article uses the word “surprise” in its title, but I’m not surprised by the actions described. Rewind to a year ago… Belinda Stronach jumps to the Liberal party to accept an offer as a cabinet minister – also … [Read more…]
I hereby ask all readers of this blog to sign this petition to be used as coercion towards my clever friend Alan. PETITION FOR A CURRENT BLOG BY ALAN KYDD Due to his history of genius musings, we, the friends and complete unknowns to the said Alan Kydd, urge, no, we threaten him to continue … [Read more…]
What did Blaise just ask the waiter? “Waiter! Waiter! I’m still waiting for my carrot stick.” “Waiter! Waiter! Could you bring me a napkin to wipe my chin?” “Waiter! Waiter! Another ale for me and my friends?” Post Blaise’s comments as a comment.
Cell phone beeping wakes me up. Snooze. Fry an egg and fail miserably at it – it is burnt in areas and raw in others. Briskly walk to school and worship with 230 passionate kids. Teach grades 8-10 how to pronounce the silent “b” (as in crumb and lamb) and some conversation. During recess, I … [Read more…]
From a banged up door to a banged up nail. From melons to melocoton. From Anselme to Blaise. From pregnancy test to teething. From Alan and Kevin to Walter and Les.From Sibelius to Stan Rogers. From Montreal to Honduras. From Jason and Myra to Daniel y Flor. From NDP to Green. From chocolate to Ché.From … [Read more…]
Take a gander at what I’ve been up to some of the time for the past couple months. I’m still waiting for Dave to finish the news and docs pages.
Motorist in Toronto Kensington market area throws a burger out his car door onto the road. Cyclist picks it up and gives it back to him. Motorist gets out of car and attacks the female cyclist. She accidentally keys his car in the struggle. He attacks her and her bike. Photographer gets it all on … [Read more…]
I read the Oscar nominations today. I just can’t get over some of the nominations – hilarious! That guy from 90210. That chick from Pirates of the Caribbean. A song called “It’s hard out here for a pimp.” You know what this means don’t you? It means that there is a chance for me to … [Read more…]
Check out this article. An atheist in Italy is attempting to go to the highest court in the European Union to prove that the Catholic Church has been fraudulently claiming that Jesus Christ existed and thereby illegally gaining financially as a result. The article almost makes it sound like a school bet though. There are … [Read more…]
Behold! He splasheth and he screecheth. None may venture near his bath and remain dessicated. All that tryeth to remove the SM2000 from his soapy waters shall suffer the wrath of the deeps.