I’m 100 blogs old

From a banged up door to a banged up nail. From melons to melocoton. From Anselme to Blaise. From pregnancy test to teething. From Alan and Kevin to Walter and Les.From Sibelius to Stan Rogers. From Montreal to Honduras. From Jason and Myra to Daniel y Flor. From NDP to Green. From chocolate to Ché.From … [Read more…]

Litterer vs. Courier

Motorist in Toronto Kensington market area throws a burger out his car door onto the road. Cyclist picks it up and gives it back to him. Motorist gets out of car and attacks the female cyclist. She accidentally keys his car in the struggle. He attacks her and her bike. Photographer gets it all on … [Read more…]

And the Oscar goes to…

I read the Oscar nominations today. I just can’t get over some of the nominations – hilarious! That guy from 90210. That chick from Pirates of the Caribbean. A song called “It’s hard out here for a pimp.” You know what this means don’t you? It means that there is a chance for me to … [Read more…]

Splash Monster 2000

Behold! He splasheth and he screecheth. None may venture near his bath and remain dessicated. All that tryeth to remove the SM2000 from his soapy waters shall suffer the wrath of the deeps.

Majority in the House

Something that I haven’t seen in the headlines yet is the fact that the Governor General names the prime minister once the leader of the party with the most seats puts together a viable coalition in order to govern. Is it possible that the Conservatives would form a coalition with Arch-enemy Liberals? Separatist Bloc? Lefty … [Read more…]

Rumble Rumble

It felt like someone was behind me rocking my chair from side to side. It lasted for about 4 seconds. 10:10 am was my first earthquake. Considering Guatemala has something like 1000 earthquakes each year (most too small to feel and most a couple hours drive south of where I live), it probably won’t be … [Read more…]

My Favorite Colour

My platform. Government should protect human rights, I like the Canadian Charter. Government should police and be a place of justice. Legislated morality should only serve to protect people from each other and from themselves. Government should protect the land from unwarranted exploitation and monitor its resources. Government should set basic education, health, and economic … [Read more…]